Basketball leviathan and rectal flavoring aficionado Shaquille O'Neal made the most of his Monday night. Taking a break from his busy schedule of remaining completely motionless, Shaq decided to use his massive frame where it was needed most: conducting the Boston Pops, one of the best and most world-renowned orchestras in existence.
The Pops played very well, and even got into the act by donning some Celtics gear. The crowd was treated to a rousing version of Queen's "We Are The Champions" but left visibly disappointed that the concert featured neither "Shoot Pass Slam" nor the "Tell me how my ass tastes" freestyle.
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He sweated a lot. Must be all the not moving he's been into recently.
ReplyDelete"A tisket a tasket I rip down the basket"
ReplyDeleteis another great shaq rhyme.