Tuesday, December 21, 2010

Shaquille O'Neal conducted the Boston Pops

Basketball leviathan and rectal flavoring aficionado Shaquille O'Neal made the most of his Monday night. Taking a break from his busy schedule of remaining completely motionless, Shaq decided to use his massive frame where it was needed most: conducting the Boston Pops, one of the best and most world-renowned orchestras in existence.

The Pops played very well, and even got into the act by donning some Celtics gear. The crowd was treated to a rousing version of Queen's "We Are The Champions" but left visibly disappointed that the concert featured neither "Shoot Pass Slam" nor the "Tell me how my ass tastes" freestyle.


  1. He sweated a lot. Must be all the not moving he's been into recently.

  2. "A tisket a tasket I rip down the basket"

    is another great shaq rhyme.