Shaquille O'Neal conducted the Boston Pops

Basketball leviathan and rectal flavoring aficionado Shaquille O'Neal made the most of his Monday night. Taking a break from his busy schedule of remaining completely motionless, Shaq decided to use his massive frame where it was needed most: conducting the Boston Pops, one of the best and most world-renowned orchestras in existence.

The Pops played very well, and even got into the act by donning some Celtics gear. The crowd was treated to a rousing version of Queen's "We Are The Champions" but left visibly disappointed that the concert featured neither "Shoot Pass Slam" nor the "Tell me how my ass tastes" freestyle.

Kevin Garnett has something very important to say.

In addition to KG doing... that, I would like to draw attention to the expressions on Shaq and Jermaine O'Neal's faces in the background. They're like Grizz and Dot-Com to Ray Allen's Tracy Jordan. Furthermore, Ray Allen had that shit-eating grin on his face all game long.

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Friday Afternoon Fun Bag!

NOTE: For your next party invite list, remember this picture. Daniel Gibson = red hats and fun. Sash Pavlovic = no fun at all.

Yes. YES. SHIT YEAH!

The blogosphere can kiss my ass, because I'm leaving the earth for a while, taking a sojourn into the ocean. But before that happens, we must get to the links.

First and foremost, if you didn't watch last week's Champion's League Final, you clearly fucked up. Not that it was anything that spectacular, but, you know...


While umbrellas are gay (Thanks, KSK!), umbrellas in hurricane tunnels are nothing but fun.


Political ideologies aside, GRH will give $100 if we can get photographic proof of these guys getting beaten. Republicans and rappers agree on many issues (having guns, getting money, hating gay people), but this video misses the boat completely.


Dwight Howard has reason to be pissed over how much special treatment the Cavs got. In the words of The Game, "Don't you ever leave me out the top ten, you fucking bastards."


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The gauntlet has been thrown down. The question is now you and what army?


Holy crap this is an awesome funbag. See y'all sorry sacks next week.