Showing posts with label Category 3 storm. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Category 3 storm. Show all posts

Monday, January 12, 2009

Monday Morning Shit Storm

Did you see the pac-man thing?

I did, and I couldn't help but wonder, were athletes like this all the time? Does the increased money/exposure/entitlement from a young age create these incidents? Or do we hear about it more because of the modern media machine.

I conversed with our very own Icehouse about this same matter and initially I thought the modern day athlete was a bigger, faster, stronger form of dumbass.

But I was wrong. Lets go on a little trip through time.



If you haven't read this book basically...Mickey Mantle popped greenies and chased skirts. Naturally, Bouton got blackballed.



... I can't wait to read this, but basically. Michael Irvin tries to kill somebody with scissors, Nate Newton whipped out his junk...a lot. He also masturbated in a team meeting. Jerry Jones=Mile High Club. Switzer got his drink on.



I wanna be like Mike.

Pro's have been human for a long time.

Look we all do stupid things. Some of us more than others. Right now I want to say we just hear about it more often because of our TMZ society. On the flip side, most of us would not order a hit on someone because they looked at us the wrong way.

So what is it? Modern athletes get into more trouble? We see it more because of the media? Some other argument?

In my mind. "All in the game yo, all in the game."

Monday, October 13, 2008

Monday Morning Shit Storm

Missouri Texas hate week style.

In the spirit of sportsmanship, this week's storm will have two components.

The Texas part:

Texans have an interesting fashion style. They like to wear "cowboy" attire to various formal events. While every single thing they wear looks stupid, there is one component I hate the most.

Giant belt buckles? Seriously what purpose do they serve. No really I'm not getting it.

Who the hell are you? The Intercontinental champion?

Ok the Missouri Component is basically open.
There are many ways to make fun of Missouri. If you have any problems I would start with our total lack of class and flavor. Oh, there is also a large amount of Hollister wearing individuals, if that helps anyone.

Shit storm begin.

Sunday, September 28, 2008

Monday Morning Shit Storm

Sorry last week we had an elitist edition of the shit storm.

But not this week, today we're relying on a trait we all share. Pure unadulterated hate for rival fans.

So for the shit storm, choose the douchiest fan base in all of sportsdome.

We're talking teams, cities, states, countries, hell we'll even allow the "Thunder" from your local little league to be included.

My pick: Boston.

I don't have to explain myself, and I won't even acknowledge them with a catchy photo or video. Those guys thrive off of that shit.

Shit storm begin.