Monday Morning S--t Storm

Tonight is the BCS Mythical National Championship, you may have heard about this.

Instead of making predictions on who will win, today we'll pick teams and present an argument on WHY that team SHOULD win.

I'm picking Auburn. Why? Well first of all we have the whole Under Armour Vs. Nike thing.


BRAHHHHHHHHHHHHHM (SYMBOLISM) BRAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHM

But honestly with the insane amount of money Phil Knight has given to Oregon, I want the world to know that you can't buy a championsh.....Oh wait.

That's the next reason I wan't Auburn to win. I wan't the hypocrisy of the NCAA on full display to the world. Furthermore, seeing Auburn win would cause a moral and ethical dilemma for everyone in the SEC. Do you want to Chant SEC (west) SEC (west) knowing full well Cam was signed sealed and delivered. Do you hope for the vacated wins later on so you can still use the "we beat you on the field" argument? Can you handle a year of Auburn Fans gloating every chance they get?

watching this would be like watching a sick psych experiment.

Ok, let's hear your reasoning.


Begin.

Oh, you want Cam Newton in your video?

Us the villains, fuck your feelings
While y'all playa hate we in the upper millions
What's the dealing, huh? It's like the SEC's been soft
Ever since Cam came through and crushed the buildings

I'm tryin to restore the feelin, fuck the law keep dealin'
More money, more cash, more chillin
I know they gonna criticize the hook on this song
Like I give a fuck I'm just a crook on this song.

College Park, Georgon took on the world
Shit, I led a life you can write a book on
Sex murder and mayhem romance for the street
Man and I tell ya it'll be the best seller

Money, Cash, Hos