Hey what's up

I'm Le Anne Schreiber, ombudsman (ombudswoman?) for ESPN. many of you may not have heard of me because the WWL constantly pushed my columns down the page, I eventually settled between NHRA and BASSMASTERS. There are positives and negatives to this job. One positive is that I get to hate on ESPN for a living. Not once did I have writers block. The negaative is the fact that I have to watch and read as much ESPN material as possible, torture to say the least. After two years of nobody f-ing listening to me I finally decided to leave, however I did pen a final eloquent smack down on all of those d-bags at ESPN. Thank you, and good night.

Ohhhh and one more thing, GRH is having a bracket challenge.
Yahoo (suck it ESPN)
ID# 85273
Password: grh

And GRH if I may. Who the hell is this talking liquor bottle and why is he relevant?

Monday Morning S--t Storm

The Hobbers are in luck today, as we will have TWO yes TWO shit storms, and one of them will last about three weeks.

That's right GRH will host its first bracket pool.

The Vitals:
Yahoo
Group ID=The Ghost of Roy Hobbs
ID #= 85273
Password=grh

If you've never done yahoo before, you'll need to make a free account before you sign in. I encourage everyone to use their Hobbs handle.

Search the ID# and then enter the password.

It's totally free, and I really have no idea what we'll do for a prize. (maybe that's next week's shit storm) This also means that we really don't care who you are sign up for that shit.

Are you from Russia? Did you randomly find the GRH? Sign the fuck up comrade.

Or should I say, Войти ебешь деятельности товарища!!!!

Ok On to the real shit storm.

I recommend you look at my previous post for hilarity.

Spring is upon us which can only mean one thing. REC LEAGUE SPORTS!!!

What better way to prove that coach who cut you in the 9th grade was wrong!!!!

So, for the Shit Storm, pick your favorite rec league sport.

My pick is Indoor Soccer.


In high school The KODIAK BEARS had a four year reign of terror on Vetta sports complex (Concord)

The best thing about our team was the simple fact that we could care less if we won.

We had two objectives:
1. Flavor
2. Penalties (the ultimate goal was to get kicked out of the game and pull a Rodman)

Our team was half really good soccer players, half enforcers.

our rap sheet includes, but is not limited to:
-going high on tackles
-tripping
-excessive flopping
-constantly arguing with the ref
-excessive celebration
-drunken fan base (Kodiak Krew)
-a 21 year old head coach
-the "Flying V"
-constantly blocking for our golie to go coast to coast
-You go high on headers? We go low
-Fights
-Excessive "flair"
-Ringers
-Trying to score a half line goal at least once per game
-Clearing the benches at the slightest sign of trouble
-Running up the score on 40 year olds

This ultimately resulted in the banning of the BEARS, and several team members are "technically" not allowed to enter the facility ever again.

Whatever I'm over it.

So let's hear the best rec league sports, stories are more than welcome.

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