Friday Afternoon Fun Bag!

Ditka or God?

Yesinfuckindeed. The Fun Bag is back. From now on the Fun Bag will come around now, so that all may enjoy during the most glorious of work days. Also so I have one less thing hanging over my head at 6:00 pm on Fridays. Seriously, I'm sick of rescheduling shit around you ungrateful jack asses.

I mean, WELCOME BACK DEAR FRIENDS!

So I'm also going to try something different and put videos in the page, to cut down on the whole clicking-away-from-our-site-to-an-inferior-one thing.

First off, we have what looks to be the best movie going to Sundance this year (Suck shit, Bret Easton Ellis!). It's definitely your usual brand of Utah theater, that's for sure. Here we have Black Dynamite. He's supercool and he knows kung fu. Also, NSFW!


If that doesn't wet your whistle, then here's something psychotic.


So, I was pretty pissed off when the Titans lost, because it basically means that I will have no fun watching football until September. All I could really keep thinking is, "Fuck you, Baltimore!"


Ever wonder what your life would be like if you worked at Chuck E. Cheese's? Well, you shouldn't. But! You will have enough free time on your hands to figure out how to do this.


Finally, I'm not sure if many of our readers are hip to Chris Cooley, even if we did feature him, so to speak. Anyways, he's hilarious. And he punches through walls. Observe.


Well, I think it's pretty successful. This doesn't mean that there will always be videos, I'll still link stuff that merits it. But let me know what you think in the comments section.

Woo! Friday!

Friday Afternoon Fun Bag!

Waiting this long to post a Funbag is a lot like this picture. Posting a cool picture of a complete douche.
Whatever, I'm here now, right?

Ok. So we love commercials. This we know. While these aren't sports-related, they're still uncontrollably awesome. Shipoopi!

Interviews with athletes are generally fantastic. Interviews conducted by 10 year-olds are also pretty sweet. Anyways, here we have a 10 year-old interviewing three Miami Heat rookies (most notably, Mario "Superintendent" Chalmers and Mike "B-Easy" Beasley). Regardless of who does what in the league, Mike Beasley has a killer smile.

You know those promos when games are coming in and out of commercial breaks? The ones with cheerleaders dancing behind graphics of sponsors? Altitude Network, which airs most Denver Nuggets games, is the best at these promos.

In case you missed it, we had an unheralded five-writer contribution post earlier in the week. It was epic, and one of the best things we've ever produced.

More cheerleaders? Yes. More cheerleaders. Cleveland Cavaliers have this going for them (Warning! NSFW!).

Behold, Mr. Ping Ping!

Yes. Indeed. Good. Who's ready? Are you ready? You better be fucking ready.

Friday Afternoon Fun Bag!

You can only tell Eli's drunk because he's holding a beer. He normally looks that retarded.

Is it Friday yet? Hell yes it is! This week took way to long to get over with. Some of that bullshit.

Ok. So we all know plenty about Shaq. The once-unstoppable force has pretty much been relegated to the role of a borderline back-up on the Suns. But Shaq's always been known for off-court fun as well. From getting a custom bike made for him on American Chopper, to fighting crime, to "Tell me how my ass tastes." Now, we get a great video of Shaq at home, dancing with his kids. Fantastic.

When Michael "Ookie" Vick went to jail, we prognosticated that Vick would spend his hard time beasting in the yard. As it turns out, we were correct. Vick: "Nah muhfucka, I play linebacker now."

Stephon Marbury has released a workout video. Generally, everything that Stephon Marbury does is funny, and this one seems no different. Not sure what kind of gyms allow sledgehammers.

American sports try to not show streakers as much as possible, thinking it will deter people from actually doing it. I find this pretty dumb. Anyways, soccer streakers are pretty well known, and this one is probably the best. WARNING! NSFW!

Finally, Kobe Bryant has been described as "the best player in the world," and is usually regarded as a defensive stopper. That said, Kobe, tell me how Beno Udrih's ass tastes.

Ok. Let's go. Let's get it. Let's blow this joint.