But every once and a while, they strike gold.
Yes the Shamwow asshole got into a brawl with a prostitute because she bit his tongue and would not let go.
Made my weekend.
But I need more.
For the Shit Storm, give us the best athlete scandal/arrest/rumor. And this is a blog, so you can just make stuff up if you want.
My pick:
Mark Chmura.
I just loooooved the fact that Chboom-Chboom's was too good to visit President Clinton in 1997 after the whole Monica thing.
Fast forward to 2000. The same man who was disgusted at Clinton was accused of hosting a post prom party....where he played drinking games...in a hot tub....with a 17 year old...who was the babysitter......OF HIS CHILDREN.
Two things happen when you mix vodka and 17 year old girls.
1. Yack city
2. Passout city.
Luckily for Mark it was #2 and he did what any upstanding man would do, take her into the bathroom and..... well those were just allegations.
Either way, great job Chmura I bet that was the best prom party in Waushuka Catholic Memorial High School history!!!
/jackass
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