D'Antoni Will Set You Free

OR WILL HE?!


LOL JK He will. This took way longer than it should have, probably due to the meddling of megalomaniac villain Mikhail Prokhorov. I'm happy that it's over. While I'm sad that Carmelo and Chauncey (along with some worthless dudes) are leaving the Sticky Nuggs, I'm happy for Carmelo to play with Amar'e. And that the Knicks held on to Landry Fields while dumping Danilo Gallinari and Timofey Mozgov






Hmmmmmmmm.


Carmelo: What you think, Chauncey?

Chauncey: I think you oughta look at places in Spanish Harlem, fam.

Carmelo: LOL

George Karl and J.R. Smith

George Karl: Hey, J.R.


J.R. Smith: What's good, coach.

Karl: I want you to watch something. Basically, Carmelo's already checked out and is just padding his stats so that more teams want him. I'm going to need you to do more.

Smith: More threes?

Karl: No, that's... that's definitely not it. Let's work on your passing

Smith: That's Chauncey's thing. I don't wanna.

Karl: I know, I know, but it doesn't have to be something you hate. Check out what Andre Iguodala did the other night.

Smith: Hold up, gotta put my glasses on.


Karl: ...yeah OK whatever. Just watch.



Karl: See? You can pass and still do something--

Smith: WOOOO I'ma try that tonight!



Smith: How you like that one, coach?! Just like you told me, right?!





Carmelo Anthony: Whatchu think, Chauncey?

Chauncey Billups: I think I'm coming with you when you bounce.















Icehouse: Sorry Darnell.