Seriously, y'all, it was nothing.
If you think about it, it was like that wrestling thing I did. All in good fun, you know? I didn't get arrested for messing around then, and I didn't get arrested this time, right? All jokes, man.
Huh? You sayin' the police got involved? Nah, it wasn't like that. We was just up there chillin' wid Ludacris, and people start talking about how Pacman Jones is a wildman. I'm like, nah, I'm not him, I'm ADAM Jones.
And they keep on, like, 'yeah, it was you in that strip club in Atlanta.' I just said, "no, that was Pacman." And they say "wasn't it you in that hotel, and then the club in Nashville, and then in the bar in Murfreesboro, and then in the strip club in Vegas?" I say Pacman. But they keep tryin' me. So finally, I'm like alright, I'll do a Pacman imitation, which is weird, because I'm Adam. But I'm an entertainer, and I'm paid to give people what they want, I hit my boy Tommy upside the head wid a bottle of Moet, just like Luda would've done (sorry, bruh).
Then people start wildin' out, saying, "Pacman's drunk again! Pacman's fighting people!"
That's not how it went. I'm Adam. I'm good and reformed, just ask Deion.
And remember, since the police didn't arrest me, I get to still play football.
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