Friday Afternoon Fun Bag!

What's up. Shaq has a panda.



Whoa, hey, what's going on here?

Nothing to see here, just Zlatan Ibrahimovic and Gerard Pique of FC Barcelona talking something over. Talking very breathily... and... ok yeah, they're gay.

Whatever. Shaq has a panda. That's all we need to know.


WOOOO! FUCKING FRIDAY! I was supposed to work in Austin today. But no go, so I was going to leave early this afternoon instead. Guess where I am? Yeah, that's right. In the fucking office in Dallas. GOD DAMN IT. Fuck it. Let's fun bag.

First of all, here's South African hip hop group Die Antwoord with their new single, Enter the Ninja.

Weird, huh? Yeah, I'm starting to rethink having the World Cup there.

Last week I talked some smack about the Kentucky Derby. These next two videos are to make up for that.

First we have Rick Ross and John Legend with a song about horses or something.


And next, the most exciting run that happens at the Derby.


In Boston, "to Rondo" is now a verb.


And because the Boondocks have returned.


Amir Johnson is better at impersonating Andre 3000 than he is at playing basketball.


That's it for today, assbags. Take it easy.

Friday Afternoon Fun Bag!

Hmmmm.

Hmmmmmmmm.

Hmmmmmm-wha-hey!

How are y'all doing? Sorry, I just kind of zoned out for a second. Not like it matters though. OK. OK! We ready for the weekend or what? I know I am. It's going to be a good one, that's for sure.

Let's get to the videos.

So I know I've been all over Julia Mancuso for some time now, but check it out. She wins a couple of medals in the Olympics, finishes out the World Cup tour, and then... competes in an extreme skiing competition. Does she get more bad ass? I posit no.


And is it a wonder why white people like Lil' Wayne so much? Just give this a listen. Jim and Pam would be proud.


I meant to post this last week, but we all know how that went. Still awesome.


And what do you do if your nickname is Mo Pete? That's right. Make a Less Pete.


So, over SXSW, Bill Murray was partying with the RZA (which actually happens a lot more than you would think). Then he started bartending. Game for this video: drink every time you see a hipster.


Yes. The sun is shining ALL OVER THE COUNTRY! GO OUTSIDE, ASSBAGS!

Friday Afternoon Fun Bag!

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WOOOOO! Not my vydas, not your vydas, but Arvydas. Now it's a muhfuckin shindig.

Ok, so due to this video obliterating the internets this week, we're going to have an all music video fun bag. Gonna be fun.

First up, sumo wrasslin. Their fat. It's hypnotizing.


Sorry about that. To make up for it, here's some sexy.


Of course, there's onetime New Orleans Hornet preseason squad member, Percy Miller. Who is gay and won't let me embed his video.

Furthermore, what the fuck does Hootie and the Blowfish have to lose by me embedding this video? Huh?

Danica Patrick and Dale Jr. in a rap video is just absurd enough to be awesome.


Michael Jackson and Michael Jordan. Need I say more?


And to really get things rocking, here's the Dallas Cowboys' Marc Colombo and Leonard Davis and Justin Chapman in Free Reign.


\m/ RAWK! \m/

OK! I'm READY FOR THE WEEKEND. FUCKING FINALLY!

Friday Afternoon Fun Bag!

Kobe and Ron. They totally want to make out.

Shit. It's on now. Shit could get crazy. CRAZY I SAY. Ok. On with it.

First up, we have Ghostface reading us a ghost story. BECAUSE IT'S HALLOWEEN! THE GAYEST OF THE FAKE HOLIDAYS.


In America, Batman prevents crime. In France, Manbat commits crimes.


There will be a class taught at Harvard next year on season 4 of the Wire. In honor of that, we give you Omar Little.


More Halloween awesomeness. More from Warming Glow.


The Wizards have way too much flavor. They are awesome.


And in the HolySHIT of all HolySHITs this week, Ron Artest raps about Afghan Women. Ron Artest is just the best. The world is better for him.


YES! TIME TO PARTY!

Friday Afternoon Fun Bag!

Yeeeeuh. Yeeeeuh. Time to get down.

Waitwaitwait. I'm not done just yet. It's sexy time.

Three whole days to fall off the wagon. YES!

Auto Tuning the news is funny. It took them Mike Vick to finally talk about sports.


Fabricio Oberto has the best twitter feed in the world. This came from it.


Keith Closs was a cheesedick on the turn-of-the-century Clippers. So somebody wrecked his ass.


Holy shit is this nasty.


Drunk monkeys. Do I need to say more?


Yes. Labor Day. Let's all thank our unions and go celebrate a communist holiday by getting loaded.

Friday Afternoon Fun Bag!

We are definitely partying like Knowshon Moreno this weekend. Definitely.

I did have a request for the Derrick Rose picture, but I'm not shining any more light on that nonsense. Derrick Rose is an American hero.

Anyways.

Chris Cooley is awesome. We know this. I got my money on Kedric Golston, though.

Who Would Win from Tanner Cooley on Vimeo.

Dwight Howard is at least still having fun. About as much fun as a 23-year-old multimillionaire could have.


Where there's a Rick James on Dave Chappelle reference, there's bound to be Charlie Murphy found nearby.


Steve Nash on Letterman. No need to say anything else.


After I showed this to Squirrel Tactics, he naturally one-upped me with a Seedorf goal, but this one is still fucking awesome.


Is a Magic fan falling on her ass representative of something?


Ok. Good shit. It is now time to rock. Go Rangers.

Friday Afternoon Fun Bag!

Fuck. Fuck! Can't believe how long this week has been. Five whole fucking days? Bullshit. Anyways, if you were wondering, yes, that is Stu Scott, Mr. Belding, and Barkley. Drunk and partying.

Ok, picture this. It's a tight game, playoffs. Title contenders. Coming down to the wire. What do you do if you're Rasheed Wallace? That's right, sing along with GNR!

Anyways, for the diehard Simpson's fan in all of us, here's a little example of technology getting to intelligent. Kill the machines!

We haven't had a music video in the fun bag for a while. This got me to thinking, 'what music video should I put up that would entertain everybody?' That's when it hit me: Everybody loves Die Hard. Especially like this.

A note to all high school and college cheerleaders: You are officially not the best at what you do. You have, in fact, been one-upped. Cheer up, there's always stripping. Wait, no there's not!

Now this is going to get a little nerdy. But there was this guy, who died. Apparently, this guy that died was so into Warcraft that they had a funeral for his Warcraft character. Enter the funny part. During the funeral, when people are all lined up to pay their respects, a group of Warcraft assholes run in and kill everybody. The only thing better is if it happened in real life.