Friday Afternoon Fun Bag!

What's up. Shaq has a panda.



Whoa, hey, what's going on here?

Nothing to see here, just Zlatan Ibrahimovic and Gerard Pique of FC Barcelona talking something over. Talking very breathily... and... ok yeah, they're gay.

Whatever. Shaq has a panda. That's all we need to know.


WOOOO! FUCKING FRIDAY! I was supposed to work in Austin today. But no go, so I was going to leave early this afternoon instead. Guess where I am? Yeah, that's right. In the fucking office in Dallas. GOD DAMN IT. Fuck it. Let's fun bag.

First of all, here's South African hip hop group Die Antwoord with their new single, Enter the Ninja.

Weird, huh? Yeah, I'm starting to rethink having the World Cup there.

Last week I talked some smack about the Kentucky Derby. These next two videos are to make up for that.

First we have Rick Ross and John Legend with a song about horses or something.


And next, the most exciting run that happens at the Derby.


In Boston, "to Rondo" is now a verb.


And because the Boondocks have returned.


Amir Johnson is better at impersonating Andre 3000 than he is at playing basketball.


That's it for today, assbags. Take it easy.