Friday Afternoon Fun Bag!

Fix your beer goggles, Shawn Marion. Slumpbusters won't get you out of the first round.

WOOO! BOUT FUCKING TIME IT'S FRIDAY! This week has fucking draaaaaaaaged.

First up, some fake-ass dudes shoot hoops from airplanes.


Next up, remember to not fuck with deer if you're a fat tub of goo.


Chelsea FC won the Premier League and the FA Cup. They celebrated. Someone threw John Terry a beer, so he could slam it.


Well, I'm a Simpsons nerd, so this was pretty cool to me.


And for no real reason, here's one of my favorite commercials of all time. Too dope.


Get amped, bitches. Champions League Final is tomorrow. Boom.


It's not like we needed more reason to like Rasheed Wallace, but here he is doing the Carlton dance from the Fresh Prince of Bel-Air.


50 Cent found the new hottest rapper. Here he is introducing him.


I know this has blown shit up on the Internet, but it's worth putting up here. Dale Peterson and his chief-of-staff Winchester are going straight to the top.


Here's something to freak you out and ruin your afternoon.


OK! THAT'S IT FOR TODAY, CHUMPSTYLES! I'M THE FUCK OUT OF HERE! GET YOUR ASSES OUTSIDE! WOOOO! CAPSLOCK WEEKEND! ENGAGE!