First up, David Beckham. Ready for war.
Now, Kevin Garnett and Vince Carter. One clearly cares more than the other. If you watch tonight's game, this will also be evident.
And finally, for no reason at all, Vlade Divac and Weeman.
Have at it. These should be good. Send to your friends, they might even want to get in on the fun.
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Vlade: This is my friend. He is my friend because he is not tall, but very small in stature. But heart of lion.
ReplyDeleteWee: YEEEEAAAHHHHHHHHHHH.
/accepts envelope of money.
//leaves
KG: Bitch, I bought you flowers LOOK AT ME.
ReplyDeleteBeckham: I really appreciate what you do.
ReplyDeleteSoldier: No, sir, I really appreciate what YOU do.
Beckham: Really? Wow, I'm touched.
Solider: No, not really, get the hell out of my saddle, you're done with your photo op. You smell like a goddamn Abercrombie and Fitch, OUT OF MY SADDLE.
KG: I brought these flowers for a funeral for your career, motherfucker! That dunk on the fuckin' french goon was the cool thing your ass will ever fuckin' do!
ReplyDeleteVince: [sigh] Yeah... it was a good run.
Vlade: I knew at some point, it'd get so big that it would grow arms.
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