First up, KG and Kendrick Perkins meet President George W. Bush.
And now, Hideki Matsui has a sad. Or a sleepy, whatever.
Enjoy.
Wednesday, May 19, 2010
Caption Contest!
Good shit storm everybody. Good lazy Tuesday. Now we gots a caption contest. Let's party.
First up, KG and Kendrick Perkins meet President George W. Bush.
And now, Hideki Matsui has a sad. Or a sleepy, whatever.
Enjoy.
First up, KG and Kendrick Perkins meet President George W. Bush.
And now, Hideki Matsui has a sad. Or a sleepy, whatever.
Enjoy.
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Bush: You've got you some soft hands.
ReplyDeleteRivers (background): OH MY GOD, THAT'S SO TRUE!
Matsui: Brr! Is NOONE else cold in here?
ReplyDeleteGonzalez: 'Deki. It's 67 degrees tonight. This is gorgeous weather.
Matsui: I'm FREEZIN! I swear these nips could saw through a picnic table.
Gonzalez: Dammit, man, it's not cold. Why don't you just get a blanket or something? We've got clubhouse jackets. Coach just took his off, cause he was sweating.
Matsui: I don't wanna wear that.
Gonzalez: Why not?
Matsui: It'll make me look fat! Does anyone have some HotHands? Hey, Batboy, can I get a cup of coffee or something?
Gonzalez: You're helpless. It's a lovely night out. You do this every night.
Matsui: Why don't you hold me.
Gonzalez: What?
Matsui: Why don't you hold me. We could each share warmth. It'll be nice. C'mon, hold me.
Gonzalez: No, 'Deki. No.
Matsui: Fine. I'll just sit here, conserving my energy and heat in this frozen wasteland. Don't look at me.
Gonzalez: We're playing the freaking Marlins. In Florida.
Matsui: DON'T LOOK AT ME!
Gonzalez: But...
Matsui: Don't. Look. At. Me. (shivers)
Gonzalez: Fine.
/above picture is taken
Gonzalez: Thanks for making a scene, 'Deki. Real nice. Got a picture of it.
Matsui: Well, I'm sorry, I'm cold.
Gonzalez: I think we should start seeing other people.
Matsui: *Sigh* I no ronger Godzirra
ReplyDelete/Pours one out for him. I love Matsui.
Bush: O shit o shitO shit o shitO shit o shitO shit o shitO shit o shitO shit o shitO shit o shitO shit o shitO shit o shitO shit o shitO shit o shit
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