Caption Contest!

Ok, everybody shut up. Here's this thing. Gotta do it quick.

First of all, the Texans are having fun at camp.


Next up, Tiger Woods loses his grip.


And finally, Keith Hernandez and Rodney Dangerfield.


Have fun!

Caption Contest!

We're finally right in the middle of Spring. NBA Playoffs start this weekend, and baseball season is a go. It's going to be good. Now let's get some much needed captions to these pictures.

First up, Tiger and Big Ben, hamming it up.


Next, Deshawn Stephenson gets his pong on.


And finally, Pau Gasol explains something to Phil Jackson.


These are some of the best pictures we've had in a while. Have at it.

"Who's ready to get fucked?!"

Yeah, I'm back, bitches!

Did you pansies have fun piddling around with each other while daddy was gone? I sure hope you did, because that shit is over and done with, faggots. Tiger is back, and he is ready to fuck all of you.

You see this shaft right here? It's just aching to smack you guys in the face for doubting me. These balls? Well, let me tell you, I'm going to put these balls places that you only WISH you could put your balls.

You're going to be in awe of what I'm about to do. I'll hook you, fade you, make that shit BITE! I'm going to start of ravenous on the front, but just you WAIT until I get to the backside.

Sure, try and handicap Tiger. Just shows how scared you are of this beast. You think backing me up is going to prevent me from muscling myself in exactly where I want? You forgot how long and accurate I am. Foolish of you.

I'm not fucking around with any of the untrimmed stuff, either. I'm putting it right where I want it. In the trimmed and manicured or get the fuck out, YAKNOWWHATIMSAYING?!

NO ONE SWINGS LIKE TIGER!!!

Wait, wait, that came out wrong. Let me start over...

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Caption Contest!

It's going to be a good week. Baseball hath returned, the Champion's League is in full swing (and has two games today), and the most soothing golf tournament in the world fills out HD TVs with azaleas, lush greenery, and as few minorities as possible. A tradition like no other.

SO! Pictures! Pictures to caption! Please do not lump all of your captions into one comment box. More comments make me think that more people are paying attention to me, and well, I could use the ego boost.

First up, we have Gordon Hayward freaking out while Lance Thomas seems oddly at ease.


Keeping with the college hoops we have Tiger, really really happy at a Stanford game.


Keeping with the Tiger theme, we have a picture of his girlfriend from his Stanford days. This isn't a funny picture, I just want the meanest thing you can possibly say about this obviously jilted ex-lover.


Party. Caption away.