Icehouse is sorry

Icehouse hasn't been around too much. I apologize for this. I've been a little swamped with some stuff, like riding my fucking bike from Houston to Austin.

Anyway.

Here's some pictures to fill in some space here.

The Foo Fighters support the Grizzlies.


Fans just can't let Tony forget about Eva.


A little old school, but it bears reminding that Jason Williams wore this shirt to the White House.


Lamar Odom pops bottles.


And finally, Chris Kaman put a suppressor on his .22.

Caption Contest!

Pictures! Caption them! Yeeeeuh!


BEEEESSSSST FRIEEEEENDS


McNabb and Justin Bieber. A match made in who-gives-a-shit?

Get on it, muhfuckas!

Souls forever entertwined.

On this date in 1997, Notorious B.I.G. passed away.

But of course, this wasn't the only significant thing that happened on this date in history. For instance, today also happens to be the birthday of Julia Mancuso.

Whassup, baby? You're looking good, as always.

But other things have also happened on this date. Let's take a journey through the athletes and other luminaries born on March 9th, shall we?

-1934 – Yuri Gagarin, The first human in space
-1936 – Tom Sestak, American football player
-1940 – Raúl Juliá, Puerto Rican actor
-1943 – Bobby Fischer, American chess player
-1945 – Dennis Rader, American serial killer
-1950 – Doug Ault, American baseball player
-1956 – Mark Dantonio, Michigan State football coach
-1961 – Mike Leach, Unemployed football coach
-1961 – Robert Rechsteiner (AKA Rick Steiner), American wrestler
-1961 – Darrell Walker, American basketball player
-1963 – Terry Mulholland, American baseball player
-1965 – Brian Bosworth, American football player
-1965 – Benito Santiago, Puerto Rican baseball player
-1969 – Mahmoud Abdul-Rauf, American basketball player
-1971 – C-Murder, American rapper
-1973 – Aaron Boone, American baseball player
-1977 – Yamila Diaz, Argentine supermodel
-1980 – Chingy, American rapper
-1981 – Antonio Bryant, American football player
-1983 – Clint Dempsey, American footballer
-1983 – Wayne Simien, NBA Champion
-1987 – Bow Wow, American rapper and actor

A lot of wacky stuff went down today. If I missed anything notable, let me know in the comments.

OMG! Lazy Thursdays!

So we're not that great at Thursdays. We just aren't. Not that we don't have stuff to say or anything, it's just that none of it ever finds it's way here on Thursdays.

At least we've got some wacky hoops videos to watch.

First, we have Memphis' own Joe Jackson (in the green, playing for White Station) dunking on fellow University of Memphis commit Tariq Black. I sure hope these guys are roommates next year.


Here's something crazy from Europe. I do believe that Tony Skinn kicks a guy in the gut, dunks on him, then grabs his nuts. He crammed more flavor into that one move than I did in my entire career.


And finally, if Brittany Griner's dunking ability didn't convince you that she was a dude, here she is hulking out on a fat white girl.


Yeah, we're going to need the bitchslap picture for that one.


Delicious.

UPDATE: AARON RAMSEY BROKEN LEG VIDEO!
I'm not sure why, But EVERYONE'S reaction is pretty hilarious. And Ryan Shawcross, you should feel bad about breaking a leg and all, but get a grip. Dudes that break legs don't go crying like a bitch about it... fag.


So yeah. Awesome and everything. The writers need to write more.

Caption Contest!

So this picture has been all over the internetz since the Wiz game began last night. So here it is again, for your viewing and captioning pleasure.

Gilbert Arenas could give two shits about DC handgun laws. The rest of the Wizards - Mike Miller and Fabricio Oberto included - think the whole thing is a big joke.

On that note, I really do, too. Some dudes were clowning in the locker room. Clearly, everything's cool now. People have been saying a lot of nonsense about this incident, largely because it fits in with "OMG! BLACK MILLIONAIRES WITH GUNS! SOCIETY IS CRUMBLING! THE NBA IS FULL OF THUGS!

So yeah. Caption Contest and shit.

(Image via SLAMonline, NBA OffSeason, Sports Pickle... which means it will be on Ball Don't Lie next week)

Raise your hand if you have a better record!

Sure...Unsure.

Or:

Dolphins > Patriots > Jets

Or:

Disco quarterbacks.

If you can think of a better caption/comment/LOL or whatever, put it in the comment section.