Showing posts with label I hate Dirk a lot. Show all posts
Showing posts with label I hate Dirk a lot. Show all posts

Friday, April 9, 2010

Friday Afternoon Fun Bag!


The girls on the Florida State Women's Lacrosse team are probably already partying. Why aren't you? Oh that's right. We're at work.

FUCK. THAT. SHIT.

I've spent the better part of the last decade hating on Dirk. This year, I realized that this was because I just didn't understand his game. I still don't, because it's absurd, but I now realize that it gets shit done. He's a good player. There, I said it. Fuck you. And after this video, who would want to hate on this cat?


Ladies and Gentleman, Kentucky. I'm going to yell this guy's victory hoot all weekend long.


Don't pull pranks on O-linemen. Not after a workout. It's not great for your health.


In nerdier April Fools shenanigans, this is pretty cool. Get down with your bad self, math geek.


Andray Blatche has been the only reason for Wizards fans to not kill themselves this year. All the same, pulling a Ricky Davis isn't that cool.


Jesus Tanner Hall. Stop that.


Ok. That's enough for this week. Save a beer for me, chicks, I'll be there soon.

Crusty crusts. Peace and blessings.

Wednesday, December 9, 2009

Caption Contest!



"PEW PEW PEW"

or...

The Mavericks team-building exercise revealed what everybody already knew: That Dirk is not gangster.

or...

Dirk trains to avenge Mark Cuban being thrown through a picnic table. Nobody has told him that WWE is staged.

These sucked. Dirk is a wiener. Please make me proud with better captions.

Thursday, August 7, 2008

Olympics are nigh!



Dirk was chosen by his country to carry the flag during the opening ceremonies. So he did this to his hair. Good thing for him, he can't possibly be uglier, no matter what his hair looks like.

Yao was chosen to carry China's flag, but it's doubtful that he'll deviate from what I like to call General Tso's Flattop.

Who's carrying the Stars and Stripes? Could it be any of our famous Olympians (Michael Phelps, Misty May, LeBron James)? No. Lopez Lomong is. See, other countries choose well-known athletes to carry their flags. We choose guys who've only been Americans for 13 months to carry our flag, so as to make a dig at Chinese international policies.

They deserve it. Lousy commies.