Monday Morning S--t Storm!

Oh man, what hath this week preceding and its end wrought?

First, Texas has its national championship hopes dashed away due to some apparently exposed nerve endings on the backside of their wunderkind Colt McCoy. Ain't that some booshmain.

Green Bay Aaron Rodgers fumbles away an overtime playoff win in a game that was an offensive show case. W, T and the F?!

Chris "I'm Challenging You to a Race To Purport Even More Masculinity" Johnson doesn't even get a sniff for the MVP? WHAT UP WITH THAT?Basically, there's just been plenty of legitimate beef going on in the sports world. Complain as justice compels you to do so.

Off-Limits: Tom Brady having a bad game causing the Pats to lose is purely just, so no backtalk. He had Randy Moss and another stocky-Caucasian sensation (Edelman, I think) to replace Welkah. Justice = served.

Confederations Cup Open Thread

Shit, Jesus is on their side? This is gonna be tricky.

The two most badass countries in the Western Hemisphere square off now in South Africa. It's one of the rare times where America is a true underdog. Brazil invented sexy football. I'm always excited to watch Dempsey, Onyewu, Howard, and the Beas. Heck, I'll even say I want Landycakes to have a good game. Unfortunately, they go up against Kaká, who makes me hold my breath every time the rock's at his feet. Plus his friends, and they're pretty good, too. That and they've got a nation full of oversexed gangsters and the hottest chicks in the world backing them up.

Ordem e Progreso v. E Pluribus Unum.

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