GRH Rookie Hazing

Well well well

Looks like pledge bitch NFL rookie receiver Dez Bryant doesn't want to take part in the pledging NFL training camp activities.

Are you fucking looking at me?

DON'T FUCKING LOOK AT ME!!!

Looks like pledge Bryant doesn't understand that carrying a brother's pads is necessary in order to learn the mysteries and secrets of The League.

THIS WILL BRING YOU CLOSER TO YOUR PLEDGE BROTHERS!!!

You think you have it tough?

OUR PLEDGE CLASS DID SHIT YOU COULDN'T EVEN IMAGINE!!!

WE HAD IT SOOOOO MUCH HARDER THAN YOU!!!

YOU THINK THE MEDIA IS BLOWING THIS OUT OF PROPORTION!!!

WE SPENT OUR HELL WEEK IN THE HOUSE TRAINING ROOM!!!

Gamma Rho Eta for LIFE!!! KAPPA SIGS SUCK!!!

Pledge educator Lewis, tell these bitches what they'll have in store:

Albert Haynesworth sits on you during team meetings

Wearing Pledge Brother Cody's used jock on your head

Forced to play on the Rams

Brother Lewis stabs you with plastic cutlery in the lunch room

Gatorade power hour

Juggs machine firing squad

Bringing breakfast in bed for all of brother Cutler's bitches

Two a Days on Codeine

Steal all the footballs from the Pi Iota Theta (PIT) fraternity

Having Brother Manning throw tapeballs at your face

Caddying for Brother Romo

Hanging out with Brother Ochocinco

DD for the entire league

Signatures from every head coach

Scavenger hunt: Signature from alumni brother Leaf

Dizzy Bat Oklahoma drill

Steal uniforms from the Delta Alpha Lambda cheerleading sorority

Ice Brother Goodell

Edward Protein shake hands

Appear in NFL United Way commercial

Wiffle bat spear hunting with Brother Allen

Trust football. (Blindfolded, pledge brother tells you where to go/instructions)

Don't fuck your brother (HGH)

Wear velcro secured cleats

Clean the training facility every week

Clean Brother's houses after every party

Playbook study hall

Water troff stands

Go through practice walking and talking like a velociraptor

Sign in active brothers' names during NFL player conduct meetings

Have NFL rulebook on your possession at all times

Pledge bowling with brother Barber

Shot (of heroin) roulette

Just Wait for your Pledge Retreat First Preseason away game. THAT SHIT IS INTENSE!!!

WOOOOOOOOO GPH.....Fuck ATO

*Brothers, please note that pledge Tebow will be doing a dry rush/pledge so make him chug prune juice or milk. And don't be a dick to him, we need his GPA and community service bullshit.

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