"Hooray! I scored off of a rebound with an open net. I missed the first shot that came from a perfect pass. It's a good thing this minor league goalie didn't cover the ball up and afforded me the perfect opportunity to make the easiest play in soccer: just dinking the ball into an unprotected net.
AREN'T YOU OPPOSING FANS PROUD OF ME?!"
Cue the bitchslap.
(Video via Dirty Tackle)
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