Monday Morning Sh*t Storm

For today's shit storm, let's go with "Sport You'd Most Like To See Become Professional At Some Point." You know, like club sports or recreational activities that are fun but don't have the following of the NFL or MLB.

My vote is Ultimate Frisbee.

Before you go all hipster-bashing on me, know this: I liked it before it was hipster, because it's like football, but with a frisbee. When I'm really bored at work, you know, that type of bored where you're staring at the keyboard in front of you wondering if the decisions you've made in your life are the right ones and if not how you're ever going to dig yourself you of this hole, this rut, this chasm that is your life in your mid-twenties...when I'm that bored at work, I google the word "Frisbee" just because I think it's about the most fun thing you could ever invent. And the guy who invented it looks like he knows a thing or two about fun.

Alright. Unconventional sport you'd like to see professionalized. Go.

Friday Afternoon Fun Bag!

"I likes to get drunk and go fast on motorcycles, Harf Harf Harf."

Have those girls no shame?

Woo! Sexy times on Friday! Woo!

I would like to start off by saying that I've never really like Mark Cuban. That said, he knows that a lot of his business is entertainment, and he has gotten very good at message development, crisis management, and is pretty much an all-star at mass communications. Also, he defends the hell out of his players and makes lots of people look really really stupid in the process. Kudos.

I was trying to figure out an intro to this, but I think a simple equation is best. Jake Delhomme+Steve Smith+Dukes of Hazzard+Fried Chicken+Explosions=Amazing.

I'm not sure how many people in this country are actually aware, but Marshawn Lynch is fucking hilarious. Seriously. Remember, it don't get no better than solid.

Finally, Kyle "Ashton Kutcher" Korver is probably best known for.... um... well, looking like Ashton Kutcher while playing in the NBA. He is now setting out to change that. Korver will attempt to be immortalized in the Guiness Book of World Records for organizing/playing in the longest game of kickball ever. Couldn't make that shit up, y'all.

Alright. It's been fun. Let's all get naked now.