Monday Morning Shit Storm

This has nothing to do with the Storm, I just thought it was funny.

Soooooo, After Sunday we won't see any football for a while.

Sure we have some NCAA/Pro basketball, The Premiership, and baseball is on the horizon, but they still don't provide me an entire weekend of laziness.

I'll watch that stuff but I won't devote my entire day to it. Furthermore, I really can't justify going to a sports bar Sunday evening and some beer/wings to watch Kobe and Bron. It's the Economy stupid.

For the shit storm provide the best weekend activity. This could be sports related or not. I'll also allow both lazy and "active" activities.

My first selection is on the short term:

(NSFW language)

Watching entire seasons of TV shows.

Waiting what happens next week is for suckers. I don't know why I didn't discover this earlier, just Netflix that shit and waste upwards of 12 hours in a two day span!!!

Sure I could go fishing, skiing, mountain biking, and solve the world's energy crisis, but it is balls ass cold here.

Going out and doing stuff? SHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEET.

Monday Morning Shit Storm.

God I hate Mondays. I also hate tourists. Hawaii, I can finally understand where you're coming from.

But, since Monday blows so bad I always make it fun by listening to motivational music so I can feel great about life, people, the animals, and my class tonight.....FUCK. Monday go gent bent.

(Although I would argue Sunday night is actually worse than Monday, because during the second half of the game all I can think about is all the shit I have to do this week.)

Ok for the shit storm: Post you best motivational Monday music. You can go about it anyway you want. You feel like attacking Monday with rage and hatred? Metallica may be your answer. You want to waltz through, get in touch with your feminine side? Go ahead and let the river run with a little Carly Simon.

And please, please post the youtube link so we can all listen to them.

My Choice: Actually I have two, but keep with me.

When I start up the truck...

Thats right just like Phil was all pissed about that girl who dumped him, I'm all pissed off about the fact I'm up so early. But as you know, he eventually he gets all jacked and says screw you...so screw off Monday.

Ok number two (this needs to be played when you are walking into your workplace)


A 5'10'' site manager, From Rhodes College, Steeeeeeeve LAAAAATTTIMEEEERRRRR!!!!!

Hell yeah lets go out and win this shit.

Monday Morning Shit Storm

Inspired by this week's NFL live chat, and it's lively banter, I've decided on the shit storm for this week.


The Wire.



No specifics.
Anything and everything Wire related.

But I'll get the discussion started.

Defining moment.

Shirt storm, begin.

Monday Morning Shit Storm

The Big Pete Icehouse had a great Idea for this week's MMSS

The best cameo by any athlete in a movie.

It doesn't have to be sports related, any movie, any role.
-Note(We are now including TV shows)


I thought about this all Sunday, and I went back and forth on my picks. I couldn't decide so I chose two

First is Shaq playing the infamous Neon Bodeaux in Blue Chips

It's one of the better sports movies, and Shaq is great in it.



Next is LT in Any Given Sunday.
LT is still one of my favorite football players and yeah the movie is a giant cliche, but he shines.




Let the shit storm begin.

Monday Morning Shit Storm

I love football.

Great Weekend good games all around.

On the Rams Loss- This years performance will only lower the price for Rush Limbaugh

My Fantasy Loss- When in the hell did Sammy fing Morris take all the carries from Maroney. 10 carries...are you serious?

Ok on to the shit storm.

Team mascots are somewhat...how do you say?...Stupid.

So here is an idea for the storm.

Submit (in the comments it's that little button below this post) your idea for any college, pro, international, or town team name.

The name should be truly representative of the team and it's fans.

In honor of my semi-home state, Missouri, I will provide them with a fitting "mascot"

Introducing your................Missouri Methamphetamine!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
da..da..da da da da da..da..da.da da da da da da




So go ahead and submit your own team mascot

Monday Morning Shit storm

Ok so here is a new segment to TGORH, the Monday Morning Shit storm. Since it's Monday morning and everyone is already pissed off, what better way to release your anger than by debating meaningless sports topics.


So How did the Olympics go?

How did come off considering the perceived bias, faking, and fraud? Age fraud that is?

Who won? USA= 110 overall medals China= 51 Golds.

Best Performance?

...My thoughts, Look man you can't go into somebody else's house and expect to get all the calls. If you don't believe this then you have never played in Perry County MO. Look I don't really care about the age stuff, or the fake performances, or the perceived scoring bias throughout the games, its all part of the home field advantage. I actually thought the games went off better than I had anticipated.

Who won? USA of course man, every year the USA beats other countries who use state sponsored sports systems proves our athletic domination.

Best Performance? Bolt hands down.

Now let the shit storm commence.