With 31 points in the Thunder's superfluous win over the Grizzlies, Kevin Durant locked up this year's scoring title.
Greg Oden, on the other hand, ended the season tied for first with Dorrell Wright in number of penises that ended up on the Internet. Both useless sacks of shit had one penis each show up on the Internet for the 2009-2010 season.
I would like to take this opportunity to once again thank the Blazers for jerking off yet another #1 draft pick. I wish them the best, but thoughts of what might have been only serve to infuriate.
Oh, and see you next year Toronto Raptors.
More playoff previews and coverage coming soon.
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