Friday Afternoon Fun Bag!

The combine is sadly more useless than usual.

GET THAT DEAL DONE YOU COCKSUCKERS. I WILL BURN EVERYTHING THE FUCK DOWN IF THERE IS NO NFL.

Ok. Got that out of the system. Woo. WOO. It's March. Spring has sprung. It's time to get down. First things first, update the old voicemail.

Secondly, watch some Internet videos.

Seriously, Americans should learn other languages.


Jetpack + skis = one more reason cross-country skiing is gay.


In soccer, if a player on the other team gets hurt for real, you kick the ball out of bounds so that guy can get help. It is considered common courtesy to give the ball back afterwards, and extremely bad form if you don't. In Italy, it is cause for a match-ending sissy fight.


Chamillionaire has a story about Michael Jordan. It behooves us to listen.


Icehouse likes riding his bike. This guy totally sucks and it's a good thing that the cops caught him. Nobody wants to go to jail in Brazil. NOBODY.


And of course, the NFL's most modern tradition: Rich Eisen's 40 yard dash.


Ok. Go outside. Eat, drink and be merry.

Charlie Sheen Will Get You Amped

Ok, quick recap:

Image via Warming Glow
By now, Charlie Sheen an his antics have been crammed into your brain because a famous person going on tv and flipping their shit in a drug-addled haze is somehow different than the guy at the bus stop around the corner flipping his shit in a drug-addled haze. Then again, the guy on the street corner hates on clouds instead of bedding porn stars. So Charlie's got him there.

Icehouse would like to take this opportunity to state that Platoon, Wall Street, the Major League Series and the Hot Shots! series were all vital to his upbringing, and remain essential to any home video collection and discussion of fine cinema, regardless of how much bunghole his current show eats.

So while there have been many memes with his quotes, the GRH team gives you: Charlie Sheen, SPORTS.

Pete Carroll's was easy enough to get started with.


Phil Jackson.


And on with the show...




























That was fun. Good work, team.

D'Antoni Will Set You Free

OR WILL HE?!


LOL JK He will. This took way longer than it should have, probably due to the meddling of megalomaniac villain Mikhail Prokhorov. I'm happy that it's over. While I'm sad that Carmelo and Chauncey (along with some worthless dudes) are leaving the Sticky Nuggs, I'm happy for Carmelo to play with Amar'e. And that the Knicks held on to Landry Fields while dumping Danilo Gallinari and Timofey Mozgov






Hmmmmmmmm.


Carmelo: What you think, Chauncey?

Chauncey: I think you oughta look at places in Spanish Harlem, fam.

Carmelo: LOL

Obligatory Boog-Internet-Meme Offering

LET'S GO BOOG!

China's newest prospect.

Well, it looks like he's enormous, but he'll have to wait until at least 2015 before he can get drafted.

Tyler Hansbrough wants to party, bro!

You get drafted by the Indiana Pacers, and man, shit just gets CRAZY!