This MMSS promises to be short and sweet, like me dipped in chocolate sauce:
Greatest Off-the-Field Distraction.
Answers must take into account the magnitude of the game from which one is distracted (Super Bowl > Jusy Any Ol' NFL Game, Masters > FedEx Cup, etc.) as well as the distraction itself (Michael Vick Busted On Dogfighting > Adrian Peterson Getting a Speeding Ticket).
Mine's timely.
Arguably, the second-biggest name in golf is Phil Mickelfatson. He is also called "Lefty" because he plays...wait for it...left-handed. So this weekend he wins, again arguably, the biggest major tournament of the year, the Masters. CNN's breaking-news-to-the-minute headline?
"Tiger Finishes Fourth in Masters; Mickelson wins"
Oof. When you don't get top billing on your on tournament? That's distraction.
Plus, I think hitting a tree with your car and a bunch of ho's falling out of it is a pretty lofty action worth a distraction.
Hobbmentors: Commence the banter.
Greatest Off-the-Field Distraction.
Answers must take into account the magnitude of the game from which one is distracted (Super Bowl > Jusy Any Ol' NFL Game, Masters > FedEx Cup, etc.) as well as the distraction itself (Michael Vick Busted On Dogfighting > Adrian Peterson Getting a Speeding Ticket).
Mine's timely.
Arguably, the second-biggest name in golf is Phil Mickel
"Tiger Finishes Fourth in Masters; Mickelson wins"
Oof. When you don't get top billing on your on tournament? That's distraction.
Plus, I think hitting a tree with your car and a bunch of ho's falling out of it is a pretty lofty action worth a distraction.
Hobbmentors: Commence the banter.
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