Name This Mascot Before a 12-Year-Old Terminally Cross Eyed Girl From O'Fallon, MO Does

So the Los AngelesSt. Louis Rams, in their infinite wisdom, have elected to make their mascot naming ceremony part of the public domain. How kind of them! That's just the type of contest that makes me want to be more involved in MY community BY supporting the Los AngelesSt. Louis Rams!

Unfortunately, this is a subjective competition, meaning that they'll pick the winner, rather than letting Lady Democracy rule the day (I'm not going to lie, I think it'd be awesome if the Rams' mascot was 'Justin Bieber the Ram'). The Rams, as per usual, won't be able to help themselves from messing this up. They're going to go with Terminally-Ill Tammy from O'Fallon, or Asthmatic-Amputee Andy from Arnold, who will give them names like "Rammy" or "Rascal."

Hobbers, I urge you to do better. Step up to the plate/comment section, and give me a better name.

My top three:

• Rammy Ramirez (won't happen in the Midwest because THEY TOOK OUR JEEERRRRBS!)
• Albert Pujols the Ram
• Sam Bradford

It can't be any worse than Pittsburgh's Steely McBeam. No, that's their mascot, not Pittsburgh's most infamous male stripper.

Do your worstbest, Hobbers.

NFL live chat (11 am est.)

What's up TGORH readers, It's that time of year. Can't you just smell the testosterone and rage?

Smells great. Finally, an excuse to drink at 11am on a Sunday

A pleasantly surprising day of College ball yesterday. Elevator Elevator Miami got the shaft last night. I mean they weren't going to win anyway, but damn.

To the point: Since it seems we may have increased our readership from 5 (including the 5 contributor's) to an astonishing 10 maybe 15 were gonna do another live chat.

COOOOOMMMMMINTOOOOOOOYEEEEEAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!

So stop by and share your joy, sorrow, smartassery, fantasy rages, and overall goodwill. (I'll be on for the Rams@Eagles game to see Linehan call some "creative" screen plays on first and 10)

I for one will be chronicling the inevitable championship run of my fantasy team, The Erin Andrews Experience.


If you stop by and nothing is going on...be patient, type some shit in, and we'll be around.

*The way this works is we have to "allow" your response to be published. (their rules not mine) So we may have to censor in case we get more anonymous remarks making fun of Zach...probably not though.

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