Monday, August 3, 2009

Monday Morning S--t Storm



That video has little to do with the storm, but I'm not going to be the one that stops the sexiness that's been happening around here.

Alright this has been done thousands of times before, but I think it's our time.

Fantasy names.

Any league, any sport.

I'd like to see some of the best historical ones, maybe some newer idea, prototypes?

Either way it's an excuse for us to get funny and offensive.

My best all time is "Hanginwithbenoit." At the time it relevant, funny, and offensive. I was also a year too soon with "TheErinAndrewsExperience."

Alright get after it.
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17 comments:

  1. Steve LattimerAugust 3, 2009 at 8:28 AM

    Ok now that we're in the comments. I just wanted to say that I personally love when someone uses the simple yet effective team name of COCK. Reason being is on the NFL live scoring the player faces come up instead of names. Meaning that whenever LT scores a TD his face pops up with COCK right next to it. gets me every time.

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  2. IcehouseAugust 3, 2009 at 8:30 AM

    I loved "Don Beebe and the Fags."

    Because Don Beebe is a fag, and my team wrecked shop that year.

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  3. IcehouseAugust 3, 2009 at 8:44 AM

    "The Ricky Williamses."

    It was fearsome.

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  4. Steve LattimerAugust 3, 2009 at 8:49 AM

    I think this year I'm going to go away from all the celerity deaths, they are just going to be overdone.

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  5. deafmutemagicAugust 3, 2009 at 9:22 AM

    My baseball team this year is 'CC and the Sunshine Band', but they're 3-17 over the past two weeks so I'd rather not talk about it.

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  6. brianAugust 3, 2009 at 9:49 AM

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  7. brianAugust 3, 2009 at 9:50 AM

    Erin Andrews and the Peeping Tom Brady's

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  8. Steve LattimerAugust 3, 2009 at 10:37 AM

    Travis Henry's Daycare

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  9. IcehouseAugust 3, 2009 at 1:06 PM

    The Rape Stand.

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  10. IcehouseAugust 3, 2009 at 1:13 PM

    the San Fransisco Ferries

    /Baseketball'd

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  11. Steve LattimerAugust 3, 2009 at 2:16 PM

    Good job on Baseketball, dont know why that's not used more.

    maybe we should change this discussion to dumb fantasy names.

    I'll start it off.

    Big Ballers Bats or any of that gay shit for baseball.

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  12. IcehouseAugust 3, 2009 at 2:30 PM

    What about, "Nine Bats Eighteen Balls?"

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  13. Steve LattimerAugust 3, 2009 at 3:01 PM

    I think something like "TD CREW" for football is dumb

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  14. IcehouseAugust 3, 2009 at 5:18 PM

    there is always, "is gay."

    Therefore, everyteam directly above would perpetually be gay.

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  15. Steve LattimerAugust 3, 2009 at 7:24 PM

    Is gay is clever.

    It's akin to naming your master sarge. "Herpes" in Halo. So anyone you kill will see "so and so was killed by herpes."

    By the way, I miss playing Halo.

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  16. brianAugust 4, 2009 at 8:22 AM

    Totally played Halo last night and it was awesome. Beating down noobs and and triple killing is like riding a bike...unless you have to play Icehouse in which case the old "Run Away" approach will probably allow you to live longer.

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  17. Steve LattimerAugust 4, 2009 at 10:33 AM

    I always just tried to throw sticky things at Icehouse.

    Or just hide........

    In space

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