Wednesday, November 5, 2008

Caption Contest!


"You ever see 'Failure to Launch'?"
"No, you ever see 'Dodgeball'?"

or...

"Sheryl never ran shirtless with me."

or...

"One more lap for US Weekly?"

We should be able to unload on this picture. Do you worst.
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20 comments:

  1. Zack StovallNovember 5, 2008 at 8:34 PM

    "Hey, Matthew, have you won a record amount of Tour de Frances?"

    "Nahhhhh maaannnnn..."

    "Too bad. You'd be a lot cooler if you did- DID YOU SEE THAT? DID YOU SEE HOW LANCE ARMSTRONG TURNED YOUR OWN QUOTE AGAINST YOU?! LANCE WINS! LANCE WINS!"

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  2. Steve LattimerNovember 5, 2008 at 8:41 PM

    Lance- hey man whats up
    Matt-Hey man you got any weed?
    Lance-NO man not right now.
    Mat. ha ha It'd be alot cooler if you did.

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  3. IcehouseNovember 5, 2008 at 9:00 PM

    people in the background:
    "Was that Sigfried and Roy?"

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  4. IcehouseNovember 5, 2008 at 9:11 PM

    "What are you listening to on your iPod?"
    "Book on tape."
    "Anything good?"
    "I, Claudius."
    "Lame."

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  5. IcehouseNovember 5, 2008 at 9:19 PM

    "Shit, you just HAD to take a shower, didn't you, Lance? You KNOW that McDonald's stops serving breakfast at ten a.m.!"

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  6. Zack StovallNovember 5, 2008 at 10:05 PM

    "Run faster; if we don't get to the shirt store before it closes we are going to look like two IDIOTS."

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  7. Steve LattimerNovember 6, 2008 at 7:32 AM

    Matt- So lance I'm just going to say two words and I want you to tell me what you think.

    Bongo Drums.

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  8. Steve LattimerNovember 6, 2008 at 7:33 AM

    Matt- Hey man I'm getting a little gassed.

    Lance- LIVESTRONG MOTHER FUCKER

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  9. Steve LattimerNovember 6, 2008 at 7:35 AM

    Matt- hey lance do you think if we werent big celebs we'd still be running around with our shirts off?

    Lance-probably not man, but think about it. If I hadnt taken all those undetectable steroids would I have won all those tours?

    yeah I just said it.

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  10. IcehouseNovember 6, 2008 at 8:50 AM

    Both: "Life Rules!"

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  11. AnonymousNovember 6, 2008 at 10:51 AM

    "You can watch me and Lance pee in this cup for $5."

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  12. AnonymousNovember 6, 2008 at 12:34 PM

    Matthew - Are you sure we don't look gay?

    Lance - OF COURSE NOT! I'd only look gay if I was was wearing a bandana.

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  13. AnonymousNovember 6, 2008 at 12:39 PM

    Lance - So...umm... you're actually going to go through with this for me?

    Matt - Dude I already told you once I had a son to carry the lineage; there is no need for two.

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  14. Steve LattimerNovember 6, 2008 at 1:48 PM

    ha

    I was trying to figure out a way to work that bandanna into the caption. You beat me to it.

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  15. ElliottNovember 6, 2008 at 5:23 PM

    i bet they go home and have sex.

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  16. AnonymousNovember 6, 2008 at 6:40 PM

    Lance - You told me there wouldn't be any cameras.

    Matt - I'm tired of keeping this a secret.

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  17. AnonymousNovember 6, 2008 at 6:42 PM

    Matt - So I was balls deep in this guy's ass...

    Lance - and...

    Matt - ...and later he tried to kiss me! What a fag!

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  18. Steve LattimerNovember 6, 2008 at 8:21 PM

    Matt-Why the hell am I holding this empty cup?

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  19. IcehouseNovember 9, 2008 at 7:36 PM

    Lance: You know who's a better athlete than me? Everybody in the NFL.

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  20. vitustinnitusNovember 9, 2008 at 8:37 PM

    Fat middle-aged man to fat middle-aged wife:

    "Know what I hate about California? All these goddamn faggots."

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