Thursday, October 9, 2008

That Ump's got a fat ass.


or...

I've had it up to here with these fucking fans.

or...

Did he get on base while I was taking a shit, or is this still the 5th inning?

Beat these captions, it shouldn't be hard.
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5 comments:

  1. Old Booker PogueOctober 10, 2008 at 9:11 AM

    So you're telling me you wouldn't fuck her? Not the fat one, I'm pointing at her daughter. You wouldn't hit that?

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  2. Steve LattimerOctober 10, 2008 at 9:15 AM

    No No, I'm talking about that fucker Brett Meyers. Yeah, that's the sonbitch who KO'd his wife.

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  3. Steve LattimerOctober 10, 2008 at 9:16 AM

    or...

    That fucker is going to be playing for the Lehigh Valley Iron Pigs in a couple of days.

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  4. Steve LattimerOctober 10, 2008 at 9:18 AM

    or...

    If you even mention sabermetrics I will shove this pencil so far up your ass that you'll be writing the lineup card with your eye.

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  5. Zack StovallOctober 10, 2008 at 10:28 AM

    "Hey man! Check this out! I can make this pen look like it's made out of rubber. See? It wobbles."

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