tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8673413627090761779.post8543734066377509355..comments2023-10-26T08:15:54.829-05:00Comments on The Ghost of Roy Hobbs: Monday Morning Shit StormUnknownnoreply@blogger.comBlogger9125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8673413627090761779.post-21206005810033096632008-12-22T17:22:00.000-06:002008-12-22T17:22:00.000-06:00I highly doubt any person of the female gender cou...I highly doubt any person of the female gender could possibly have the intellect or brain power for such insightful parody. . .The Jerry Jonestown Massacrehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08176376462369643541noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8673413627090761779.post-60903417472610787132008-12-22T17:18:00.000-06:002008-12-22T17:18:00.000-06:00HEY DICK, IT COULD'VE BEEN A GIRL GENIUS! JERRY JO...<B><I>HEY DICK, IT COULD'VE BEEN A GIRL GENIUS! JERRY JONESTOWN IS A SEXIST! DIE PIG, DIE!!!</I></B>Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8673413627090761779.post-36769168995412199072008-12-22T16:59:00.000-06:002008-12-22T16:59:00.000-06:00My Favorite is singing different words to the caro...My Favorite is singing different words to the carols in church. For example:<BR/><BR/>Joy to the World!<BR/>The Teachers dead,<BR/>We Bar-B-Qued her head!<BR/>And what about the body?<BR/>We Flushed it down the potty,<BR/>and round and round it went,<BR/>and round and round it went,<BR/>and round and round and round it went,<BR/><BR/>And I give cheers to the boy genius who bestowed upon us this tasty nugget:<BR/><BR/>Jingle Bells, Batman smells<BR/>Robin laid an egg.<BR/>Batmobile lost a wheel,<BR/>And joker got away.The Jerry Jonestown Massacrehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08176376462369643541noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8673413627090761779.post-26399268655617576272008-12-22T15:22:00.000-06:002008-12-22T15:22:00.000-06:00I'm partial to the shooting spree that Ralphie fan...I'm partial to the shooting spree that Ralphie fantasizes in A Christmas Stoy. He kills a lot of Black Bart's gang.Icehousehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07397555220247230163noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8673413627090761779.post-26902872055891135532008-12-22T14:26:00.000-06:002008-12-22T14:26:00.000-06:00My favorite line:I want to look him [his boss, who...My favorite line:<BR/><BR/><I>I want to look him [his boss, who had just stiffed him by enrolling him in a Jelly of the Month club] straight in the eye and I want to tell him what a cheap, lying, no-good, rotten, four-flushing, low-life, snake-licking, dirt-eating, inbred, overstuffed, ignorant, blood-sucking, dog-kissing, brainless, dickless, hopeless, heartless, fat-ass, bug-eyed, stiff-legged, spotty-lipped, worm-headed sack of monkey shit he is. Hallelujah! Holy shit! Where's the Tylenol?</I>Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8673413627090761779.post-60883987650437345782008-12-22T13:24:00.000-06:002008-12-22T13:24:00.000-06:00Holding a candle while singing Silent Night during...Holding a candle while singing Silent Night during the Christmas Eve service. Doesn't get better than that.Icehousehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07397555220247230163noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8673413627090761779.post-71820424778767103862008-12-22T13:14:00.000-06:002008-12-22T13:14:00.000-06:00Christmas Eve at Aunt Stacey's is what I call The ...Christmas Eve at Aunt Stacey's is what I call The Best Day of the Year.Zack Stovallhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16622157607930062439noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8673413627090761779.post-54005694232602895912008-12-22T09:32:00.000-06:002008-12-22T09:32:00.000-06:00Yeah I had to sing it in high school so it's alway...Yeah I had to sing it in high school so it's always in my head.Steve Lattimerhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16150473421615296165noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8673413627090761779.post-33248056338688659532008-12-22T09:06:00.000-06:002008-12-22T09:06:00.000-06:00Carol of the Bells is awesome, but it's getting a ...Carol of the Bells is awesome, but it's getting a little overplayed.<BR/><BR/>Although, it does lead to awesome Garmin commercials.Icehousehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07397555220247230163noreply@blogger.com