tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8673413627090761779.post4079834558538703604..comments2023-10-26T08:15:54.829-05:00Comments on The Ghost of Roy Hobbs: Caption Contest!Unknownnoreply@blogger.comBlogger26125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8673413627090761779.post-35599713498158546632009-02-12T10:42:00.000-06:002009-02-12T10:42:00.000-06:00Coach: Okay guys gather around, I recently discov...Coach: Okay guys gather around, I recently discovered a new life philosophy that will motivate the team to win. We have to dedicate ourselves fully to this. (Turns around and hold up clip board)<BR/><BR/>ALright, now, this is L Ron Hubbard...brianhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08776387878262815212noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8673413627090761779.post-10555631130643400072009-02-12T10:38:00.000-06:002009-02-12T10:38:00.000-06:00who is the hater?who is the hater?vitustinnitushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13704821644492269576noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8673413627090761779.post-84765388008678995492009-02-12T09:29:00.000-06:002009-02-12T09:29:00.000-06:00I have no idea what the fuck you said little kid b...I have no idea what the fuck you said little kid but you reached down and touched a brothers heart...give me the map Scott..GIVE ME THE MAP SCOTT!brianhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08776387878262815212noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8673413627090761779.post-32705731320135825412009-02-11T21:13:00.000-06:002009-02-11T21:13:00.000-06:00Techno Girl: Dersom noen av dere svin tør å røre m...Techno Girl: Dersom noen av dere svin tør å røre meg trofast Techno Viking behead deg med kraften av hundre mennSteve Lattimerhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16150473421615296165noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8673413627090761779.post-14434333279786551802009-02-11T21:11:00.000-06:002009-02-11T21:11:00.000-06:00Techno Viking: "Jeg vil enten slå deg til stede kr...Techno Viking: "Jeg vil enten slå deg til stede krigere eller vanquish du dypet av Valhalla."Steve Lattimerhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16150473421615296165noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8673413627090761779.post-61255333772166777332009-02-11T16:28:00.000-06:002009-02-11T16:28:00.000-06:00PLayer: DoorknobCoach: O ShitPLayer: Doorknob<BR/><BR/>Coach: O Shitbrianhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08776387878262815212noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8673413627090761779.post-2081283518088001282009-02-11T16:26:00.000-06:002009-02-11T16:26:00.000-06:00COACH: "You guys gotta huddle in closer. It's har...COACH: "You guys gotta huddle in closer. It's hard to see... Closer. Alright, now keep lookin... keep lookin"<BR/><BR/>/coach fartsAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8673413627090761779.post-33949238634584387322009-02-11T16:11:00.000-06:002009-02-11T16:11:00.000-06:00(peering through a scope)Techno Viking: Prepare to...(peering through a scope)<B>Techno Viking</B>: Prepare to dance, my warriors. Prepare.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8673413627090761779.post-46942903025158079752009-02-11T15:51:00.000-06:002009-02-11T15:51:00.000-06:00COACH: ALRIGHT YOU MAGGOTS GATHER AROUND! AHH SH...COACH: ALRIGHT YOU MAGGOTS GATHER AROUND! AHH SHUT UP AND CIRCLE UP. NOW, DO YOU SEE THIS? (holds up clipboard). THIS IS TECHNOVIKING AND HE IS GOING TO START PRACTICING WITH US TO TOUGHEN YOU LITTLE BITCHES UP.brianhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08776387878262815212noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8673413627090761779.post-8380549101994849062009-02-11T15:45:00.000-06:002009-02-11T15:45:00.000-06:007 to Heaven....DRIIIINNNKKKK7 to Heaven....DRIIIINNNKKKKAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8673413627090761779.post-16667980419391292582009-02-11T15:16:00.000-06:002009-02-11T15:16:00.000-06:00#1: "Yo, Icehouse! Why yo' bitch ass pick out a ...#1: "Yo, Icehouse! Why yo' bitch ass pick out a picture that's backwards? It's bad enough I gotta work with this cracka' all day."Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8673413627090761779.post-86778380812637302262009-02-11T14:13:00.000-06:002009-02-11T14:13:00.000-06:00Coach: No no no no First you throw the hand up in ...Coach: No no no no First you throw the hand up in the air like this, then you grab your junk AND THEN YOU MOON WALK...and don't forget to scream when you grab your junk, that's what Michael says would be a good TD celebrationAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8673413627090761779.post-9623158650144087262009-02-11T13:57:00.000-06:002009-02-11T13:57:00.000-06:00Coach: bet you can't reach this clipboard!Coach: bet you can't reach this clipboard!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8673413627090761779.post-80135542037946554822009-02-11T13:55:00.000-06:002009-02-11T13:55:00.000-06:00Coach: Sorry my eyes aren't what they used to be.....Coach: Sorry my eyes aren't what they used to be... when you get old the first thing to go is your sight, then its your sex driveAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8673413627090761779.post-58953552220202270862009-02-11T13:39:00.000-06:002009-02-11T13:39:00.000-06:00Look, a dead bird!IdiotsLook, a dead bird!<BR/><BR/><BR/>Idiotsbrianhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08776387878262815212noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8673413627090761779.post-33118445345043282252009-02-11T13:27:00.000-06:002009-02-11T13:27:00.000-06:00Coach: EVERYBODY LOOK UP AT THIS PLAY!/coach's son...Coach: EVERYBODY LOOK UP AT THIS PLAY!<BR/><BR/>/coach's son steals everybody's walletsIcehousehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07397555220247230163noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8673413627090761779.post-63485385019951097122009-02-11T13:02:00.000-06:002009-02-11T13:02:00.000-06:00Coach, how does this help us know which way the wi...Coach, how does this help us know which way the wind is blowing?brianhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08776387878262815212noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8673413627090761779.post-88752784334036088882009-02-11T12:19:00.000-06:002009-02-11T12:19:00.000-06:00(Not seen, Steven Lattimer)Lattimer: But coach I t...(Not seen, Steven Lattimer)<BR/><BR/>Lattimer: But coach I thought...<BR/><BR/>Coach: What's your first problem?<BR/><BR/>Lattimer: I thought...<BR/><BR/>Coach: That's right you fucking thought, Lattimer right now if I had to choose between you and a ten pound bucket of shit, I'd take the bucket of shit. In fact this entire D-Line is a giant bucket of shit. OOOOOOO the big bad D-line everyone in the conference is scared of you, ooooo _____ college d line are some bad mother fuckers. I tell you what, those school fags over there playing flag football aren't even scared of you, in fact I bet they'd kick the shit out of all of you.<BR/><BR/>/next play D-line starts fight with O-line.Steve Lattimerhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16150473421615296165noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8673413627090761779.post-25708274856267030992009-02-11T12:12:00.000-06:002009-02-11T12:12:00.000-06:00#52: Vigilante?Coach: No you're wrong you dumb pie...#52: Vigilante?<BR/><BR/>Coach: No you're wrong you dumb piece of shit, I need a five letter word for "citizen arrestors" thats five as in... <BR/><BR/>/clenches fist<BR/>//uses fingers to count off<BR/><BR/>1..2...3...4...5<BR/><BR/>/Smacks #52 in the earhole.Steve Lattimerhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16150473421615296165noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8673413627090761779.post-5058302163764297712009-02-11T12:03:00.000-06:002009-02-11T12:03:00.000-06:00"I call this THE ANNEXATION OF PUERTO RICO""I call this THE ANNEXATION OF PUERTO RICO"Steve Lattimerhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16150473421615296165noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8673413627090761779.post-34815158309615245202009-02-11T11:52:00.000-06:002009-02-11T11:52:00.000-06:00Come on, God. Don't be such a pussy. Just help w...Come on, God. Don't be such a pussy. Just help with this one play. Who's gonna know?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8673413627090761779.post-59439159656267954232009-02-11T11:29:00.000-06:002009-02-11T11:29:00.000-06:00THE STATUE OF FUCKING LIBERTY PLAY...THE STATUE OF...THE STATUE OF FUCKING LIBERTY PLAY...THE STATUE OF FUCKIN LIBERTY!!!!brianhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08776387878262815212noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8673413627090761779.post-50082975415738154182009-02-11T10:04:00.000-06:002009-02-11T10:04:00.000-06:00Coach: Alright Guys we're going to work on motiva...Coach: Alright Guys we're going to work on motivation, gather around. (Coach Holds up clip board with picture of Fat Jessica Simpson)<BR/><BR/>Panthers in Unison: Ughh O MY GOD WHAT IS THAT? several players leave the circle to throw up on the side lines and some start to cry<BR/><BR/>Coach: You see this?? Take a goood look because this is what happens to your wives/girlfriends whatever when you don't make the playoffsbrianhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08776387878262815212noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8673413627090761779.post-4784814183884127922009-02-11T09:49:00.000-06:002009-02-11T09:49:00.000-06:00Whoops. Looked like the Pats, not the Pants. *****...Whoops. Looked like the Pats, not the Pants. <BR/><BR/>******<BR/><BR/><B>Fox:</B> You're all fired. <BR/><BR/>******<BR/><BR/>That makes it funny again, right? AM I RIGHT?!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8673413627090761779.post-77544154352131980492009-02-11T09:39:00.000-06:002009-02-11T09:39:00.000-06:00Why was Belichick at the Panthers training camp? D...Why was Belichick at the Panthers training camp? Doesn't he have cronies to do his spying for him?Icehousehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07397555220247230163noreply@blogger.com