tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8673413627090761779.post3498970772965438294..comments2023-10-26T08:15:54.829-05:00Comments on The Ghost of Roy Hobbs: Where Would Vick End Up Based On Fansanity?Unknownnoreply@blogger.comBlogger4125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8673413627090761779.post-8421476193032381412009-07-31T16:30:26.079-05:002009-07-31T16:30:26.079-05:00First, I wouldn't put the Bills fans in the we...First, I wouldn't put the Bills fans in the weak category, they know how to roll.<br /><br />More to the point, I don't think it matters which team Vick goes to in terms of fans/exposure. The reason is the NFL is in the strong fansanity category and you can bet your ass that regardless of where Vick goes we are going to hear about his status every day on NFL live. Furthermore what if week 10 doesn't have any good matchups...no developing stories...yep Vick. Now I get the difference between the NY press and STL, but the NFL is to big for something like this to go unnoticed even if he was in bumbfuck Maine.<br /><br />Personally I think the best place for him to go is New England. Why? Bill Bell. The lockerroom chemistry goes without saying but imagine Bill taking questions at a presser. Good luck deciphering his mumbling, or getting him to answer in the first place. <br /><br />In terms of other fans, people have already made up their mind if they want him to play or die a terrible death. That won't change. I think the only thing the NFL/Team/Vick needs to worry about is the whack jobs like PETA. Sure they are insane. (See how seriously the average NFL fan will take you when you send a college drop out dressed like a dog comparing dog killing to the Holocaust)<br /><br />But who knows, Peta COULD develop a brain cell and conduct a productive protest like boycotting sponsors by using their giant sheep herd of celebrities to come on TV talking about how evil Gillete is by sponsoring a stadium that Vick plays in just so they can feel better about their pitiful fucking existence. <br /><br />Now, Vick isn't too bright, but if I were him I'd hire a crisis manager and work closely with the team's PR firm and go directly to PETA and offer to work with them. Do whatever the hell they want you to, like I said they may evolve from their joke of a organization into a respectable entity. <br /><br />Now the big thing this will all do is dissuade heir Goodell from swinging around his giant iron dick.Steve Lattimerhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16150473421615296165noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8673413627090761779.post-12705996797885578092009-07-31T08:44:31.720-05:002009-07-31T08:44:31.720-05:00Yeah. I don't know what happened in my cubicle...Yeah. I don't know what happened in my cubicle, but it got sexy. It got sexy and stayed that way.Zack Stovallhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16622157607930062439noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8673413627090761779.post-81926837770157828662009-07-30T19:12:11.062-05:002009-07-30T19:12:11.062-05:00Best linkage ever? Best linkage ever.Best linkage ever? Best linkage ever.Icehousehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07397555220247230163noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8673413627090761779.post-40688304994116466352009-07-30T19:11:13.046-05:002009-07-30T19:11:13.046-05:00"The biggest headline the Texans ever got was..."The biggest headline the Texans ever got was not selecting [VINCE YOUNG]. Sure, that turned out to be a very wise decision, [BECAUSE MARIO WILLIAMS IS GOOD]."<br /><br />fixed. now it's good.Icehousehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07397555220247230163noreply@blogger.com